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Monday, April 30, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Beltway pols: poised to be rocked by sex scandal
BREAKING..."And now ladies, gentlemens, kinky ankle-grabbers among you included, the crème brulle of Washington's ongoing whorefest merry-go-round: high-class hookers turning out slutty pol-cats for fast cash..."AT LEAST ONE BUSHIE caught with pants down in Madame Julia's cat house-for-hire romp-o-rama!
Washington Post Staff Writer
Filed 4.29.07
"Miz Julia" doled out a steady stream of advice, both practical and philosophical.
From her California home, she e-mailed tips to the 132 women who worked across the Washington area for the firm Pamela Martin & Associates. Her newsletters, now excerpted in court records, were a virtual how-to manual for avoiding all kinds of trouble in a business said to specialize in erotic fantasies.
(Click & Read on courtesy of The Washington Post)
Photo caption & credits: "Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who says she ran a legal escort service, and public defender A.J. Kramer confer after a U.S. District Court appearance in March." (By Kevin Clark for The Washington Post)
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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Brian Williams: Genuine Newsman or Neo-Con Goon for G.E.?
Some freely available MEDIA ANALYSIS
MSNBC debate questions on Iraq, immigration, and national security based on false premises
WATCH VIDEO: You make the call
Via Media Matters
Filed 4.26.07
While moderating the April 26 Democratic presidential debate on MSNBC, NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams falsely suggested that the so-called Feingold-Reid Bill would mandate that all U.S. troops be removed from Iraq by "about a year from now." In fact, the bill introduced by Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) and co-sponsored by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) and eight other senators would allow the continued deployment of U.S. troops in Iraq for three "limited purposes." In addition, questions posed later in the debate contained falsehoods about public opinion on immigration and national security.
Ex-Chief spook's book assails Cheney on Iraq
Filed 4.27.07
WASHINGTON, April 26 — George J. Tenet, the former director of central intelligence, has lashed out against Vice President Dick Cheney and other Bush administration officials in a new book, saying they pushed the country to war in Iraq without ever conducting a “serious debate” about whether Saddam Hussein posed an imminent threat to the United States.
(Click & Read on courtesy of The New York Times)
Friday, April 27, 2007
3 Guzzlers torched, officials suspect arson
ARSONISTS TORCH 3 GAS GUZZLERS
By GIL BRADY
The Cowboy Times
At 6:
Inside the gutted truck: the remains of a Game & Fish manual behind the naked springs of an ash-strewn seat.
Photo captions & credits: "Aftermath of one arson on Budge Drive, overlooking Broadway in Jackson, Wyo., pictured are an incinerated Dodge Ram truck, a sports car parked beside, and a partially damaged rental cabin" By Andrew Wyatt for The Cowboy Picayune-Sunny Times
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Will Rice blow off Waxman's subpoena?
By MATTEW LEE
The Associated Press
Filed 4.26.07
OSLO, Norway (AP) -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday she has already answered the questions she has been subpoenaed to answer before a congressional committee and suggested she is not inclined to comply with the order.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Geeks discover 'earth-like' planet, no word on whether they take Master Card or Visa
By SETH BORENSTEIN
The Associated Press
Filed 4.24.07
WASHINGTON (AP) - For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially habitable, with Earth-like temperatures, a find researchers described Tuesday as a big step in the search for "life in the universe."
Artwork Caption & Credit: This artists rendering released by European Southern Observatory, shows the planetary system around the red dwarf Gliese 581 For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially as habitable as Earth, at left, with similar temperatures, researchers announced Tuesday, April 24, 2007. (AP Photo/ESO)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Feds to probe 'Turd Blossom'
By TOM HAMBURGER
The Los Angeles Times
Filed 4.24.07
WASHINGTON — Most of the time, an obscure federal investigative unit known as the Office of Special Counsel confines itself to monitoring the activities of relatively low-level government employees, stepping in with reprimands and other routine administrative actions for such offenses as discriminating against military personnel or engaging in prohibited political activities.
Monday, April 23, 2007
How the frogs do it
Via the BBC
With all the votes counted in Sunday's first round, Mr Sarkozy had 31%. Ms Royal, bidding to be France's first woman leader, got nearly 26%.
Centrist Francois Bayrou had 18%, and far-right Jean-Marie Le Pen almost 11%.
Voting reached near-record levels, with turnout put at almost 85% - the highest for nearly 50 years.
Disillusionment with politicians and their promises did not translate into apathy, reports the BBC's Caroline Wyatt in Paris.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Kentucky Fried Hillary Strikes Again!
BREAKING...VIDEO...!
Via YouTube
CLICK HERE & WATCH as Hillary dons her best Auntie Pearl, pandering on angel dust...
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Is Gonzo cooked?
GOP support for U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales continues to erode
By RICHARD B. SCHMITT and RICHARD SIMON
Los Angeles Times Staff Writers
Filed 4.21.07
WASHINGTON — Republican support for Atty. Gen. Alberto R. Gonzales continued to evaporate Friday as the party's third-ranking leader in the House and an influential senator said Gonzales should consider resigning.
A day after failing to mollify members of the Senate Judiciary Committee over his handling of the firing of eight U.S. attorneys, Gonzales launched a last-ditch effort to save his job in phone calls to congressional leaders. But the tide of opinion on Capitol Hill appeared to be turning against him.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Who's 'lost'?
By ANNE FLAHERTY
The Associated Press
Filed 4.19.07
Reid said he told President Bush on Wednesday he thought the war could not be won through military force, although he said the
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Edwards' cut has barbers pulling their hair out
By BILL WUNDRAM
The Quad-City Times
Filed 4.19.07
Quad-City barbers put down their shears and sputtered words like “preposterous” and “impossible” Wednesday when they heard of Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards spending $400 for a haircut. In the Quad-Cities, $10 or $12 is about average. “If I charged $400 for a haircut, they’d come after me with white coats,” said Leo Fier, who has been cutting hair for 49 years at his shop in DeWitt, Iowa.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Sticking it to the Sick & the Elderly
By ROBERT PEAR
The New York Times
Filed 4.18.07
WASHINGTON, April 18 — A pillar of the Democratic political program tumbled today when Republicans in the Senate blocked a proposal to allow Medicare to negotiate lower drug prices for millions of older Americans, a practice now forbidden by law.
Democrats could not muster the 60 votes needed to take up the legislation in the face of staunch opposition from Republicans, who said that private insurers and their agents, known as pharmacy benefit managers, were already negotiating large discounts for Medicare beneficiaries.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Is your county attorney doing the job?
A freely available OPINION
Wyoming's Legislature has made the position of county attorney more appealing to potential candidates in the next general election, but it should do even more to attract top-notch legal talent.
The state's county attorney system is under more scrutiny than usual, after county commissioners in Platte County hired an investigator to examine complaints against County Attorney Mary Eikenberry.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Blacksburg bloodbath: Worst gunman massacre in U.S. history
BREAKING...VIDEO...!
Paper reports 33 now confirmed dead in Va. Tech spree killing
Via The Roanoke Times
7:48 p.m.
Tech police Chief Wendell Flinchum said police had made a preliminary identification of the shooter but were not releasing the identity at a press conference that is currently happening. He also said that two weapons had been recovered but declined to say what they were.
7:06 p.m.
Norris Hall, where 31 of today's 33 victims died and 15 more were injured, is a crime investigation scene tonight. Police block passersby from approaching closer than Burruss Hall, Virginia Tech's main administrative building that sits between Norris and the Drillfield.
W.'s $1 billion doesn't keep kids' pants on
By ED PILKINGTON
The Guardian
Filed 4.16.07
New York- It's been a central plank of George Bush's social policy: to stop teenagers from having sex. More than $1billion of federal money has been spent on promoting abstinence since 1998 - posters printed, television adverts broadcast and entire education programs devised for hundreds of thousands of girls and boys.
The trouble is, new research suggests that it hasn't worked. At all.
Photo Captions & Credits: Research shows the US chastity programme, for which teenagers receive silver rings, has no influence on any future decision to have sex. Photograph: Jonathan Dyer/AP
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Public wants gassy fat cats to take it easy on Pinedale development
By WHITNEY ROYSTER
Casper Star-Tribune
The BLM's preferred alternative is to allow a mixture of oil and gas development while making some areas off limits to drilling and related activity.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Hillary's school gal pals sound off
"Mirror, mirror on the wall...who's the gal with the most gall to best us all?"
Filed 4.14.07
For her Wellesley classmates, Hillary Clinton’s quest to become the first female president is a generational mirror. Some like what they see; others are less certain.
They were there for her fiery commencement speech, delivered at the height of the Vietnam War, when she described her class’s search for a “more immediate, ecstatic and penetrating mode of living” and said that every protest was “unabashedly an attempt to forge an identity in this particular age.” The speech landed Hillary Rodham in the spotlight as a celebrated archetype of a new generation of women.
Friday, April 13, 2007
Are GOP good ol'boys hiding the ball from Dumbocrats?
Controversy escalates over missing e-mails
After a meeting between RNC lawyers and congressional investigators, Rep. Henry A. Waxman (D-Los Angeles) said he learned that Rove might have deliberately deleted them himself.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Gay by Design?
Does what we drive indicate how we swing?
“Guys say, ‘Hey, that’s cute,’ ” Mr. Geren, 40, said, adding that the comments come from gay as well as straight men. “You have to fend off that perception.”
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Buy or Rent?
Is it better to buy a home or pay as you go?
For many Americans renting is better than buying.
Find out where you stand...
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
'Nappy-headed' I-man in the doghouse, yos!
A freely available OPINION
Misogyny in the Morning
By EUGENE ROBINSON
The
What would possess nappy-headed radio host Don Imus to think "nappy-headed hos" was an amusing way to describe the
The simple answer would be -- all together now -- racism. Imus employed that horribly offensive phrase against young black women who are students at a great university and who also happen to be superb athletes. If I had a daughter on that team, I'd want to slap that cowboy hat right off Imus's unkempt head.
(Click & Read on courtesy of The Washington Post)
Photo Captions & Credits: Don Imus repeated his apology on the Rev. Al Sharpton's radio show this week. (By Richard Drew -- Associated Press)
Monday, April 09, 2007
Our evolving western economy
By JOE KERKVLIET
NewWest.net
Recent Congressional testimony on the “Evolving West” showed that western whiskey is for drinking, but western economies are for fighting. Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer and Big Sky state Congressman Denny Rehberg sparred on Capitol Hill over the choice of an “old” economy built on resource extraction or a “new” economy built on clean environments, natural amenities, and renewable nature services. Part of their disagreement is more apparent than real.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Homeless homicide in Sublette County: How a dead man spent his last night alive in Jackson
DEVELOPING....
By GIL BRADY
The Cowboy Picayune-Sunny Times
Filed 4.05.07, 9:35 p.m., MST
Updated 4.06.07, 7:45 a.m., MST
Updated 4.06.07, 7:55 p.m., MST
Last update 4.09.07, 7:45 a.m., MST
Maybe he was estranged from them; maybe life had become too strange for him to ever know for sure? Sheriff Bardin declined to pass judgment on Nystrom's mental status.
While discussing recent budget shortfalls at the mission that have made providing even milk difficult, Scardella recalled Nystrom departing last Tuesday without any baggage but wearing slacks and a light jacket.
“His knuckles were messed up, like he was beating them on brick walls, Scardella noticed as the homeless man writhed Monday night.
“I asked him what he did for a trade and he said: ‘I preach and teach the Gospel’. I told him, well, that was nice. We try and do that here too and that everyone gets 7 free days out of every six months, provided they get a job and obey the rules.”
“He still had six free days when he left,” Scardella said. “I even kept a bed for him.”
Bradley and Nystrom were found about 130 miles apart--Nystrom 6 months and two days later.
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Photo Captions & Credits: "Good Samaritan Mission on Pearl Street in Jackson, Wyo." courtesy of the Good Samaritan Mission
How's "the surge" going?
Some freely available war analysis
By THOMAS RICKS
The Washington Post
Filed 4.08.07
There are two Iraq wars being waged, according to military officers on the ground and defense experts: the one fought in the streets of Baghdad, and the war as it is perceived in Washington.
Army Gen. David H. Petraeus, who took over as the top U.S. commander in Iraq in February, cited the disparity last week. "The Washington clock is moving more rapidly than the Baghdad clock," he said in a television interview. "So we're obviously trying to speed up the Baghdad clock a bit and to produce some progress on the ground that can, perhaps . . . put a little more time on the Washington clock."
Friday, April 06, 2007
Energy-industry ties up EQC board
By DUSTIN BLEIZEFFER
Star-Tribune energy reporter
Filed 4.7.07
In making his most recent appointees to the state Environmental Quality Council, Gov. Dave Freudenthal said he didn't consider whether some of the new members would face a conflict in participating in water-discharge hearings.
According to federal code of regulations, all three new appointees to the seven-member citizen board must recuse themselves from all cases that involve National Pollutant Discharge Elimination Program permits -- a key element to current oil and gas development in Wyoming, and nearly half of the cases that come before the council.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
What's going on with Alpine's water?
By WHITNEY ROYSTER
Star-Tribune environmental reporter
Filed 4.7.07
JACKSON -- Alpine officials said Friday there is no "imminent health and safety concern" to the public because of problems at the town's wastewater treatment plant.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Drilling the hell out of Paradise?
By WHITNEY ROYSTER
Star-Tribune Environmental Reporter
Filed 4.3.07
JACKSON -- Scientists and environmental groups' consultants say a proposal to dramatically increase natural gas drilling on the Pinedale Anticline is rushed and lacks assurances the environment will be protected.
Industry representatives, meanwhile, say the intense, year-round development would allow extraction of gas to be over more quickly, meaning areas could be reclaimed faster. They also say their plans call for use of technologies and practices intended to reduce impact to the environment.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Enviros prevail before high court, but will their science kickass or be stood on its head?
By LINDA GREENHOUSE
The New York Times
Filed 4.2.07
WASHINGTON, April 2 — In one of its most important environmental decisions in years, the Supreme Court ruled today that the Environmental Protection Agency has the authority to regulate heat-trapping gases in automobile emissions.
The court further ruled that the agency cannot sidestep its authority to regulate the greenhouse gases that contribute to global climate change unless it can provide a scientific basis for its refusal.
The 5-to-4 decision was a strong rebuke to the Bush administration, which has maintained that it does not have the right to regulate carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases under the Clean Air Act, and even if it did, it would not use the authority. The ruling does not force the Environmental Protection Agency to regulate auto emissions, but it would almost certainly face further legal action if it fails to do so.
Monday, April 02, 2007
'There's no magic DNA bullet'
Bradley murder investigation could go before grand jury
By GIL BRADY
Star-Tribune correspondent
Filed 4.01.07
JACKSON -- The six-month investigation into the slaying of snowboarder Benjamin “Ben” Bradley could go before a grand jury regardless of the findings of clues gathered from his remains, Sweetwater County Sheriff’s Lt. Bob Myzel indicated this week.
"At this point there’s no magic DNA bullet,” Myzel said when asked whether blood evidence seized from one-time suspect Tommy Bowman’s apartment had proved conclusive.
The lieutenant added that pending analysis by the state’s crime lab of evidence collected from Bradley’s body, clothes and other sources could shed new light on how the well-traveled adventurer died.
Last spring, after hitchhiking over half of the 485-mile journey between his Tabernash, Colo., summer home and his Jackson get-a-way, Bradley vanished outside Rock Springs, two days before his 29th birthday on June 4.
On Oct. 1, nearly four months later, tourists discovered Bradley’s mummified remains beside a Red Desert volcano core known as Boar’s Tusk. Missing among Bradley’s few possessions were his prized snowboard and sturdy backpack.
Friends say Bradley rented a room in Jackson and loved to spend his winters “carving snow” in the mountains. On June 2, 2006, Jesse Meunier says, Bradley left a cell phone message around 9 p.m. asking if someone could drive to Pinedale, about two hours north of Rock Springs, to pick him up.
“We were heading for a party in Kelly,” Meunier said recently. “But I told him: ‘Just give us a call back, and we’ll see if someone can come get you.’ But he never called back.”
After Bradley failed to make his scheduled birthday bash of snowboarding in the Tetons, his friends became suspicious and drove from Jackson to Rock Springs, hanging missing-person posters of Bradley along U.S. Highway 191.
Witnesses later reported spotting the 6-foot-3 Bradley in the Rock Springs area toting a snowboard and flashing a sign that read, “Jackson.” According to the National Center for Missing Adults’ Web site, a man matching Bradley’s description was seen running across a parking lot toward Highway 191 “as if he was getting a ride.”
(Click & Read on courtesy of the Casper Star-Tribune)
Photo Captions & Credits: 1) "Ben Bradley about 1 month before he vanished on June 2, 2006," courtesy of S.W.C.S.O.; 2) Detail of Bradley's one-of-a-kind, "Never Summer" snowboard" courtesy of official sources; 3) "Former prime murder suspect Tommy Bowman, last November," courtesy of FOX-TV
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